i'm too random for this song

You know why I love High Fidelity? Not only is John Cusack like one of my favorite human beings that I've never met, and not only is Lisa Bonet so damned cute in it (how could that ever be a sentence?), but like, Rob is so obsessive. To the point where I can seek comfort in his obsessions and embrace them because I get that way. Like the standing in the rain directly outside of Ian's apartment while calling her? Love it. This is me. If I didn't have a chemical aversion to rain. And a payphone phobia.

So we love Scrubs, right? Zach Braff? Adorable. Sarah Chalke? I want to make babies with her. Guy from Clueless? Still so great I could scream. The occasional guest appearance from Ryan Reynolds. But what is with this rash of girls who aren't funny being on the show? Tara Reid and her poor comedic timing. Or her non-existent comedic timing, rather. Heather Graham who I hate beyond any kind of reason. If there is some sort of Bad Actress Outreach Program that I'm not aware of, I need someone to help me find it because I could sure use the money.

Oh and ps, between Britney Spears covering Bobby Brown, Jessica Simpson's never changing hair and the golden monstrosity that Beyonce had on her head at the VMA's (a.k.a. Beyonce's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hair Day), I may never watch tv at the gym again. I might actually lose a pound now that I'm not paying attention to I Love the 90's and wishing death on Hal Sparks.