I just watched Igby Goes Down for the first time and never the last. I love it. I must own it so I can drown in depression over and over again. Kieran Culkin is saving himself for me which is almost kind of gross because I love him the way that girls love Clay Aiken. Let's talk about this; Clay is not hot. If he didn't almost win American Idol and gain all kinds of unwarranted exposure, you would not look at him twice if you passed him on the street. Maybe you would, if only to turn to your best friend and say "Wow, he bears an uncanny resemblance to the clown from It." People I do not lie. You know he does so stop pretending he makes you feel funny down there because you know he does no such thing. Anyway. I love Kieran Culkin and we're going to make creepy looking babies. Don't hate.

I think I had a million things to say here but they've vanished. I officially lose.